Beatles one-liners!

Posted: Monday, August 20, 2007 by Rom in Labels: , , , , , , , ,

The Beatles, not just pretty faces it seems
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"When the Beatles conquered
the world, it wasn't just the music that captured people.

The Beatles became very
known for their wit in press conferences."

Press: How did you find America?

John: Turn left at Greenland.

Press: Are you afraid military
service might break up your careers?

John: No. There's no draft
in England now. We're going to let you do our fighting for us.

Press: Do you like topless
bathing suits?

Ringo: We've been wearing
them for years.

Press (to George): Hi, you're
not married.

George: No, I'm George.

Press: The French have not
made up their minds about the Beatles. What do you think of them?

John: Oh, we like the Beatles.
They're gear.

Press: What do you think
you've contributed to the musical field?

Ringo: Records.

George: A laugh and a smile.

Press: When you do a new
song, how do you decide who sings the lead?

John: We just get together
and whoever knows most of the words sings the lead.

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