Showing posts with label silly questions but with sense questions?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label silly questions but with sense questions?. Show all posts

Classic Questions on basic answers

Posted: Sunday, November 18, 2007 by Teena in Labels: , ,
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me . . . they're cramming for their final exam.

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

Why don't you ever see the headline,"Psychic wins Lottery?"

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and with improved flavor, who tests it?

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The ubiquitous "WHY" question

Posted: Thursday, October 11, 2007 by Teena in Labels: , ,
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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person drives a race car not called a racist?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

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